Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category

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Boris Johnson’s ‘Cheese on Toast’ recent recipe contribution… “Cover toast with slabs of cheese… …Grill it until it gets all nice” HIGNFY 🙂

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Artie

13Jul09

Tired of constantly being broke, & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young man decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed. A friend of a friend put him in touch with a nefarious, dark-side, underworld […]

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To keep you posted, we’ve made it to hvChester… Woopee

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2 hours later

30Aug08

Not moved… *sigh* ZZzzzzzz

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[Me] Hi, regarding ebay item number… I wonder if you have dispatched the batteries yet. Hello there, yes, your order was despatched on the 32nd, so hopefully it will be with you shortly. Kind regads, Heidi [Me] I’ll expect it around the 34th then shall I?

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I normally just share these on facebook but this one really made me chuckle this morning… “Motorists’ ‘extra lane’ is the pavement” If you’re lost then you hadn’t read this…

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Switchboards

19Sep07

Does anyone else spend so long waiting for an “attendant” to speak to them that they forget all about what they rang for in the first place, “Er, hello, um, ah yes, Direct Line, urm, let me see now…”

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What a tease…

14Sep07

Good old Steve…

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Look-a-likes?

09Sep07

I meant to post this a while back… [click for larger versions] Derren Brown?… Stevo?… Ricky Tomlinson?…

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